Sunday, May 17, 2009

nice little weekend

{also entitled: how i got drunk and pissed off a hooker}

Friday Night: Kona Grill and Star Trek... not usually my cup of tea but Captain Kirk was Yummm-O and they blew a lot of stuff up, so, you know, two thumbs up.

Saturday: lots of cleaning - parents coming next weekend - mustn't let them know we can't be trusted with big-kid things.

Saturday Night: lovely delicious (per usual) dinner at Dali Wine Bar, then off to the Rattlesnake for drinks with the CT Crew + Menfolk. while these hours have been previously recapped here and here, high-dollar trollops deserve a third go-round, dontcha think?

really i think the pictures say it all ... but just in case you need a couple more words...

TWO-THOUSAND DOLLAR HOOKERS.

$2k ladies of the night to go with your $20 drink (which, btw, deeeeee-licious - i think they put crack in them, just sayin').

sadly, expensive-ass hookers still get pissed off when you try to take pictures of clientele playing grabby-grab with their hoo-ha's in public. no fun at all.

side-note: if i was getting paid two grand a night to do... well, anything, - i think i might purchase me some cooler socks... but that's just me.


Sunday: brunch at Parigi (mmmm); bought a grill; bought a mattress; bought a succulent plant; painted a picture.

new goal: don't kill succulent. i'm told its like a cactus, so hopefully he'll live at least a couple weeks.


Mr. Madras Shorts, grilling us up some grub!

new mattress for the back house = actually putting together the back house. (shout out to Mr & Ms. Mojito for selling us the fab Ikea bed for dirt cheap!) i'm really into this room and i'm actually bummed that its not inside the cottage - its much more pleasing to the eyes than the Adult Cowboy Furniture, even though it has a long way to go.

please excuse the giant tupperware bins moonlighting as bed-side tables - we're going ghetto-fab for a bit while the furniture budget magically replenishes itself.

yeah. not sure if i'm liking this guy. there are some pomegranates in it, which is pretty cool, i think.


oh man. Monday tomorrow. gah.

19 comments:

  1. oh how i wish i could have been there to secretly take pictures of cheap looking expensive hookers.

    if i ever come to dallas, may we please go to that place?!?!? :)

    ps...love the back house (uh, love the whole idea that you have a freakin back house) and love the painting too!!

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  2. love the painting and love your backhouse and love your decorating.

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  3. You have a back house? That's so very cool! I love the way that room is looking!

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  4. Love the bed and the painting!

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  5. i love that you took pictures of the expensive hookers. cute bed! and the painting is impressive. i have not a creative bone in my body.

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  6. Your painting looks great! And the back house...how cool is that?!? Looks super cute!

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  7. Yeah, still pissed about all the fun pics that went on when I was on the patio... ;-)

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  8. you have a back house. that's all i have to say!

    and i want to say that your back house looks adorable and that your night at the ritz sounds like one that y'all may have to completely recreate when i come to town next time.

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  9. The girl is the Dazed and Confused socks is a 2k a lay hooker? Seriously? Will wonders never cease? That just proves that some men really are as stupid as they look.

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  10. The $2,000 part of this story just sunk in on this 3rd rendition I've read of the story. 2K! Exhibit 4,587,983 why I will never entirely understand the male mind (or some of them, at least).

    That painting is fab - is that one of the ones you did yourself?

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  11. still laughing at the hooker's socks. how did you figure it out? i am so naive when it comes to that stuff. btw, love the painting! are you on etsy!? if not, get on there. tupperware moonlighting as bedside tables! hysterical.

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  12. You are way too funny! love all the pictures and your guest room looks amazing, love that bed for sure. Wow, the ritz looks like one of a kind, I'll have to check it out if I ever make it out there :)

    Also saw you asking about running skirts, I got mine from target and I love it. I haven't tried the new balance ones though.

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  13. 1. I look WASTED in that pic! ICK
    2. LOVE the bed! it looks great there!
    3. Ummm, love the painting. i may make you paint me something to hang in our room...or is that completely creepy? no, i'm not kidding

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  14. Love your painting! I also love that you took pics of the hookers. Now the tweets make more sense!

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  15. I applaud you and your sly pic takin' skills. My friend and I shamelessly filmed a wedding crasher getting down and dirty on the dance floor with several different male guests at my friend's wedding a couple weeks ago.

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  16. Awesomeness.

    Also, I need to bleach my teeth. GAH.

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  17. Its sooo hard to sneak a picture!
    Did the hooker say something to you???

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  18. Hi Kate! After being referred to your blog through Stacy, I am now a regular reader. I feel like we might be related. You: a lawyer/writer, me: a writer/potential lawyer. Both: amateur painters/nesters.

    Keep the shenanigans and decorating tips coming. I am enjoying them tremendously.

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  19. I can now go to bed b/c of this post!!! The sock picture made me laugh so hard. Thanks for all the sweet comments today xoxo

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