Monday, February 1, 2010

conversations had whilst stuck in the airport chili's

Scene: Friday evening.  Love Field Airport.  Chili's Too Restaurant.  Tortilla chips arrive for our actors' eating pleasure. 

E: Woah.  That's a lot of chips. 

K: Well, they are "bottomless." 

E: That's what she said.

K: {blank stare}

E: {pause. tries again.} Your MOM is bottomless. 

K: There you go. That's a winner. 

What did boys do before Michael Scott? 


  1. Oh, Kate. We had that joke long before Michael Scott came along. We are also big fans of the "Rectum? It nearly killed 'em!" variety.
    See also, "Liquor? I barely know her!"

    I turn 34 this week. But I am still 14 at heart.

  2. Oooohhh as Ironman said the "Liquor? I barely know her!" joke is oh so popular with the preppy boyfriend, and it is oh so very un popular with me!

  3. Haha, who knows what boys did before Michael Scott, but now they have a whole lot more to work with in the joke department!

  4. Before Michael Scott, I got constant wedding crasher jokes from the husband. Who doesn't like to hear about motorboating and tattoos on the lower back on a daily basis?

  5. New to the blog worlds and just found your site... love it! Dallas girls all the way! :)

  6. Even though I do not know you personally, I can totally imagine your said blank stare. And it makes me giggle.

  7. This is too funny. I'm actually kind of the same way as your that sad or really cool?? Not sure. But I remember having a conversation last week where my husband said something..and I said, "That's what she said." and it made no sense at all. But of course, I still found it hilarious. Some sayings just go with everything I guess :)

  8. Uh...that is hilarious. It made me laugh out lout at work.


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