K: What about Luca?
E: Sure! We could find her a friend named Dean, and they could serve little cappuccinos and brioche to all the neighbors after school!
K: Mmmmmm-kay... Rowan?
E: Like a boat?
E: The farmer and ADELLE! The farmer and ADELLE!
K: Oh, come on, I love that one. It's got the Jane Eyre reference going for it and---
E: You mean the bastard child of the French hooker that Mr. Rochester boned? No.
E: Hipster with a Peter Pan Complex and maybe one of those blue bikes with the basket on the front.
K: Aaaaand we're done for the day.